Sandwiches, strippers and rank injustice
The owners of a Vegas sandwich shop are in a bit of a pickle after allegedly selling sandwiches to a strip club, which in turn offered the tasty morsels as part of their lunch special (a six-inch sandwich and a beer for $5 – not bad).
This is where the whole thing turns into a gigantic, stinky injustice. See, the sandwich shop guys did send the sandwiches to the strip club, but thought they were for the strippers, not to be resold to customers.
According to them, the strip club even said to go easy on the onions as the strippers’ breath was having an adverse effect on business.
The sandwich shop owners’ story sounds totally plausible to me. I mean, strippers like sandwiches too – how were they to know?