2016 Annual Sex Survey Results
The good, the bad and the revealing
Hanna Deeves, Sex Columnist
With Valentine’s day around the corner, we took to the Internet and Main Street to ask you beautiful Mount Royal students a couple questions about everyone’s favourite topic, sex!
Over the past week we collected survey answers from 78 participants. Seventy two per cent of which were female, 24 per cent male, 3 per cent transgender, and 3 per cent that identify as ‘other’.
Sexual Orientation
Within the crowd we had 77 per cent that identified as heterosexual, 6 per cent homosexual, 14 per cent bisexual, 3 per cent asexual and 1 per cent ‘other’.
Relationship Status
Fifty one per cent said they are taken/in a relationship, 22 per cent said they are happily single, 21 per cent are looking around, and 8 per cent picked the option “does a friends with benefits count?”
Fantasies
There were a couple things in the survey results that were really interesting. For instance there didn’t seem to be one fantasy that was more prominent than the others. Granted, “multiple partners/threesomes” came out on top. Clearly there are like minded people out there MRU, maybe you should go on 3nder?
Sexual Partners
Another interesting observation was the majority of participants had either one to three sexual partners or 10 plus. Not too many in the middle. MRU students go big or go home.
Hookup Confessions
As for the hookup story at the end of the survey, there was a range of humorous to romantic to just plain wild. Here are some of our favourites.
Mother Dearest
“Once, as a guy was going down…he paused for a few minutes to tell me all about his mom and how much she would like me. Then he went back to what he was doing. We did not see each other again.”
Joyful Jackhammer
“First date. Drinks at a classy restaurant, followed by breaking into a construction site with a bottle of wine and sex amongst piles of debris.”
Gymnastic Fantastic
“One night my boyfriend and I were fooling around and as we went to switch positions we ended up toppling off of his bed and somersaulted on top of each other. Luckily no one got hurt and we were able to laugh it off and get right back to it!”
On-Duty
“Hooked up with a cop who cuffed me to the bed. He was on duty!”
Eat my Taco
“I met this guy off Tinder. We went and got tacos so I was pretty psyched. He was kinda weird but the convo wasn’t terrible so we proceeded to get wasted. After bar hopping until we could barely stand we went back to my place. My little (18yo) brother happened to be in town and also happened to have a fuck ton of weed. Tinder bro and I proceeded to smoke a ton of weed with my brother while jammin to some tunes and chillin platonically. He left and I never heard from him again.”
Hot Tub Fine Machine
“I met a guy off Tinder and we hooked up that night, in his hot tub, during the sunset. It was hella romantic, until he never texted me again :(“
RodeOOOOOOOH
“I was drunk at a rodeo and my ex was lookin really good. We rekindled the flame for a night in a closed tent on top of a table used for selling horse tack. Oops ;)”
Actually Cute AF
“Met my boyfriend at a club in Barcelona 4 years ago. He was dancing with/making out with my highly slutty friend but I was attracted so when she moved on I swooped in. He was my Top Gun fantasy made real – he was a pilot with the U.S Airforce 😉 Spent a week together in Spain but never slept together (surprise?!) Stayed in touch, always regretted not hooking up. Then this past July he invited me to spend a weekend with him in Denver and to be his date for his best friend’s wedding. I did. Needless to say it was the most anticipated hook-up ever. And it ACTUALLY delivered. We are now engaged… hehe”
Last Call
“I hooked up with a bartender in the bar after it closed.”
Less Talking More Eating
“Anytime they bought me food after! #StarvingStudent”
Whether your plans for next weekend involve eating chocolate alone, a hot dinner date or just going to see the new Deadpool movie have FUN, and stay SAFE! Happy Valentines Day MRU!
*Want to share a raunchy hook up story of your own? Or need a little advice or have any questions? Just pop off an email to sexcolumnist.reflector@gmail.com.
Disclaimer: Percentages were rounded. This survey was done for entertainment purposes only.
